you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
