3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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