what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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