dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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