Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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