so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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