That's intense
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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