we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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