So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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