Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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