he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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