I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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