when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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