ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
