ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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