haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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