So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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