Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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