he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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