He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You need a sexual gate keeper
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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