sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
The power of my boobs compel you
I had to cum in my sink.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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