We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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