Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
