where does the pee come out of this thing
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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