Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
look no pants
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Dicks are not precious.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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