can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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