I hate all girls vehemently.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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