oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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