And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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