hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
