sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
