So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Randomize
