Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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