Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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