I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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