When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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