No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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