She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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