so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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