i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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