I only kidnapped one of them. chill
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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