Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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