Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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