This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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