Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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