Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
