She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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