I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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