I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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