Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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