spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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